Existentialist Crap?

Nightwane: i wonder
Nightwane: in gay porn, who gets paid the most?
Card: hmm
Card: the one who takes it up the ass?
Nightwane: or in lesbian porn
Card: in lesbian nu stiu
Nightwane: ARGH
Nightwane: THE WORLD IS FULL OF MISTERIES
Card: da in zoo porn do animals get paid?
Card: sau owners
Nightwane: poate ca animalele primesc mancare?
Card: hmmm
Card: posibil
Card: certainly sounds plausible
Nightwane: yeah
Nightwane: in midget porn, midgetii primesc mai multi bani decat oamenii normali sau mai putini pt ca fiind midgets sunt disperati dupa sex?
Card: :)))))))))))
Nightwane: now THAT is the question!
Card: teoretic ar trebui mai mult
Card: dar fiind disperati dupa sex..
Card: WITH NORMAL WOMEN
Nightwane: 'cuz they're so hard to find, right?
Card: hmmm
Nightwane: sau normal MEN
Card: do normal women get more money when they do midgets?
Nightwane: nush daca a facut cineva vreodata midget zoo porn
Card: :(
Nightwane: this is so confusing
Nightwane: i mean
Nightwane: i-ar da midgetului mancare si ar plati owner-ul animalului
Nightwane: SAU INVERS?
Card: hmmm
Card: midgets need food too
Nightwane: le-ar da chestii gen cubulete de zahar ca la cai?
Card: ))
Nightwane: i want a black-albino-asian-midget
Nightwane: with 6 fingers
Nightwane: and three nipples
Nightwane: ah, ce accesoriu vestimentar divin ar fi!
Card: )))))))))))))
Nightwane: n-ai vrea sa ai your own personal jesus....i mean, midget ?
Card: mmmmmmmmmm midgeeeeeeetsssssss
Nightwane: i know!
Card: ma gandesc ca daca as avea midget
Card: as lua un webcam si as face bani din el
Card: l-as pune sa faca midget shows
Nightwane: corect, eu l-as lipi de caine si as iesi cu el pe strada