3 iun. 2009

I want to have Nintendo babies!

Deci Nintendo, if I had a womb, I would bear your children. I'll just go ahead and buy a womb and have your babies.

Excelenta conferinta Nintendo de la E3, m-am ultra orgasmat pe toti peretii la New Super Mario Bros Wii, Metroid The Other M (that was a huge fucking surprise, nici prin cap nu-mi trecea ca o sa fie un nou Metroid), Super Mario Galaxy 2 (looks so schweeeeeet!) si Wii Sports Resorts (i want to have Motion Plus little babies as well).

Deci, s-o luam asa:

1. New Super Mario Bros Wii -> Co-op in 4. It's 2.5D (exact ca ala de DS) si o sa aiba, of course, new items. The Propeller looks especially cool.

2. Golden Sun DS -> Yes yes! In sfarsit, era si cazul de un nou Golden Sun (p-al doilea nu l-am jucat though). Looks great as well. Alt titlu la care nu ma asteptam.

3.  Super Mario Galaxy 2 -> Well, wasn't expecting one so soon. Thank you Nintendo! Se pare ca va fi mai greu ca originalul, which is fine by me. Ce ar fi Mario fara sa mori din 2 in 2 secunde?

4. Metroid The Other M -> Asta chiar ca va fi monumental. Dupa ce era sa fac infarct de la Super Mario Galaxy 2, am facut infarct si atac cerebral de la trailer-ul de la Metroid. Doamne, 3rd person combinat cu 1st person = WIN WIN WIN!

5. Wii Sports Resort -> De Wii Sports am fost impresionat in primele 5 minute si cam atat. Dar, asta pare mult mai misto, mai ales the whole bow shooting thing (hints at the new Zelda, pliz?).

6. Alte joace gen Red Steel 2, Resident Evil, Dead Space Extraction si Final Fantasy Crystal Bearers. YAY!

7. Zelda Spirit Tracks. De asta stiam dar oricum...it will have sex with my DS.

8. WiiFit Plus -> errrrrm...

9. Vitality Sensor -> nu ii vad rostul. Poate intr-un joc horror, sa se intample chestii in functie de pulsul jucatorului?

10. No new Zelda for the Wii :( Desi Myamoto a hint-uit la niste chestii care vor fi in urmatorul Zelda dar nimic concret. Please, i need my Zelda fix...(in afara de ala de DS)

11. Nimic despre Pikmin 3. Oricum ala se stie clar ca se face deci go go Captain Olimar!

12. Mario & Luigi - Bowser's inside Story -> de-asta stiam de cand a iesit in JAP. De-abia il astept. Delish!

13. N-au mai zis nimic de Sin & Punishment 2 :(

And now...some pretty pictures and remember...NINTENDO WE WANT YOUR BABIES!

PS: Ce ne dorim pe viitor: un nou Zelda de Wii, un Kirby de Wii, un Starfox de Wii, un Starfox Adventures de Wii.

New Super Mario Bros. Wii:

Super Mario Galaxy 2:

Golden Sun DS:

Metroid: The Other M

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