25 apr. 2010

No and a Half man and a Cup and a Midget

Eu: let's write a drama series as well
Eu: it will be about
Eu: abooout
Eu: a gay man that doesn't like men
Eu: it will be provocative
Eu: and raunchy
Other Person: i want write drama about hermaphrodite
Eu: and a poignant satire of the contemporary death of the soul
Other Person: who is named hermafrodite to rhyme with afrodite
Eu: Afrodite Hermafrodite
Other Person: and is double personality and they in love with eachother
Other Person: and he wants make love to himself
Other Person: and have own children
Eu: nooo is better named Afrodite Henry Ermafrodite
Other Person: then we make spinoff with the kid
Eu: and he writes name as
Eu: Afrodite H. Ermafrodite
Eu: the same as Dr. Acula
Eu: who is doctor that made boob job for him
Other Person: yes
Eu: ok so
Eu: we write show
Eu: about afrodite which has split personality
Eu: and they are secretly in love with each other
Eu: and best friend gay man that does not like men
Other Person: yes
Other Person: he provides comic relief
Eu: and they have a capybara as a pet
Other Person: to depressing drama of hermafrodite
Eu: yes
Other Person: whats a capybara
Eu: is great animul
Other Person: show me
Eu: http://www.offbeatearth.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/capybara.jpg
Eu: is very intelectual looking
Eu: and afrodite speaks only in lines from phantom of the opera
Eu: but other personality of afrodite speaks only in lines from wicked
Other Person: yes
Other Person: BUT ! ! !
Other Person: UNBEKNOWNST TO EITHER OF THEM
Other Person: SHE HAS THIRD PERSONALITY WHO STAYS HIDDEN
Other Person: AND WANTS TO PLOT THEIR DESTRUCTION ! ! !
Eu: yes and speaks only in lines from
Eu: what?
Eu: frooom
Eu: hm
Other Person:
Eu: the bible?
Eu: for children
Eu: yes
Other Person: yes
Eu: the bible for children!
Eu: good
Eu: and and
Eu: we should have a midget
Other Person: and gay guy speaks with lines from mama mia
Other Person: hahahahaha
Eu: yes
Eu: but we need midget
Other Person: yes
Other Person: ........
Eu: i kno
Other Person: THEY ARE BOTH MIDGETS
Eu: i kno
Other Person: !!!!!!!!
Eu: no no
Eu: i kno
Eu: even bettur
Eu: midget is fashion consultant to both
Eu: BUT!
Other Person: yes
Eu: since he is mifdget
Eu: he always gets the sizes wrong
Eu: and hilarity ensues
Other Person: so they always dressed in wrong sized clothes
Eu: yes
Eu: and the capybara poops rainbows
Eu: !!!!
Eu: and in moment of heart-wrenching drama
Eu: at wedding of personality 1 with personality 2
Eu: midget sings somewhere over the rainbow
Eu: and personality 3 appears
Eu: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand end season 1
Eu: cliffhanger!
Other Person: HAHAHA
Other Person: but we must also have screech
Other Person: we make ensemble cast with greatest stupidest characters in all world
Other Person: like screech
Other Person: no nono
Other Person: they guest star
Eu: and catherine zeta jones
Eu: i will put this on me blog
Other Person: yes
Other Person: to get funding
Eu: yes
Eu: and tits
Eu: or GTFO
Eu: what will it be named?
Other Person: no and a half man
Eu: and a cup
Other Person: and a midget
Eu: so No and a Half man and a cup and a midget
Eu: great