No and a Half man and a Cup and a Midget

Eu: let's write a drama series as well
Eu: it will be about
Eu: abooout
Eu: a gay man that doesn't like men
Eu: it will be provocative
Eu: and raunchy
Other Person: i want write drama about hermaphrodite
Eu: and a poignant satire of the contemporary death of the soul
Other Person: who is named hermafrodite to rhyme with afrodite
Eu: Afrodite Hermafrodite
Other Person: and is double personality and they in love with eachother
Other Person: and he wants make love to himself
Other Person: and have own children
Eu: nooo is better named Afrodite Henry Ermafrodite
Other Person: then we make spinoff with the kid
Eu: and he writes name as
Eu: Afrodite H. Ermafrodite
Eu: the same as Dr. Acula
Eu: who is doctor that made boob job for him
Other Person: yes
Eu: ok so
Eu: we write show
Eu: about afrodite which has split personality
Eu: and they are secretly in love with each other
Eu: and best friend gay man that does not like men
Other Person: yes
Other Person: he provides comic relief
Eu: and they have a capybara as a pet
Other Person: to depressing drama of hermafrodite
Eu: yes
Other Person: whats a capybara
Eu: is great animul
Other Person: show me
Eu: http://www.offbeatearth.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/capybara.jpg
Eu: is very intelectual looking
Eu: and afrodite speaks only in lines from phantom of the opera
Eu: but other personality of afrodite speaks only in lines from wicked
Other Person: yes
Other Person: BUT ! ! !
Other Person: UNBEKNOWNST TO EITHER OF THEM
Other Person: SHE HAS THIRD PERSONALITY WHO STAYS HIDDEN
Other Person: AND WANTS TO PLOT THEIR DESTRUCTION ! ! !
Eu: yes and speaks only in lines from
Eu: what?
Eu: frooom
Eu: hm
Other Person:
Eu: the bible?
Eu: for children
Eu: yes
Other Person: yes
Eu: the bible for children!
Eu: good
Eu: and and
Eu: we should have a midget
Other Person: and gay guy speaks with lines from mama mia
Other Person: hahahahaha
Eu: yes
Eu: but we need midget
Other Person: yes
Other Person: ........
Eu: i kno
Other Person: THEY ARE BOTH MIDGETS
Eu: i kno
Other Person: !!!!!!!!
Eu: no no
Eu: i kno
Eu: even bettur
Eu: midget is fashion consultant to both
Eu: BUT!
Other Person: yes
Eu: since he is mifdget
Eu: he always gets the sizes wrong
Eu: and hilarity ensues
Other Person: so they always dressed in wrong sized clothes
Eu: yes
Eu: and the capybara poops rainbows
Eu: !!!!
Eu: and in moment of heart-wrenching drama
Eu: at wedding of personality 1 with personality 2
Eu: midget sings somewhere over the rainbow
Eu: and personality 3 appears
Eu: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand end season 1
Eu: cliffhanger!
Other Person: HAHAHA
Other Person: but we must also have screech
Other Person: we make ensemble cast with greatest stupidest characters in all world
Other Person: like screech
Other Person: no nono
Other Person: they guest star
Eu: and catherine zeta jones
Eu: i will put this on me blog
Other Person: yes
Other Person: to get funding
Eu: yes
Eu: and tits
Eu: or GTFO
Eu: what will it be named?
Other Person: no and a half man
Eu: and a cup
Other Person: and a midget
Eu: so No and a Half man and a cup and a midget
Eu: great

Goldfrapp - Head First

Azi se implinesc 100 de ani de la nasterea lui Kurosawa...

Nu! Wrong post! Trebuia sa scriu despre noul album Goldfrapp.

Here i go again:

Anul acesta, Goldfrapp au lansat un soundtrack pentru un sequel la Xanadu...

Nu!

Acest nou album Eurythmics...

Nu!

Acest nou album Olivia Newton John

Nu!

Ok, o luam de la capat. Noul album Goldfrapp e bun. Nu excelent. It ain't Black Cherry dar e la fel de bun ca Supernature.
It fills you with a sudden urge to get up, put your spandex suit on and do aerobics 'till you die. Ceva de genul.
Da, e optzecist pana in maduva oaselor numai ca nu e optzecist asa cum e La Roux, Ladyhawke sau Little Boots (aceasta Lady Gaga a ne-retardatilor infecti). E optzecist pentru ca a fost facut in anii 80 E optzecist pentru ca pare a fi facut in anii 80.

Deci,da, e bun si are cateva momente chiar foarte bune. Poate urmatorul va fi la nivelul lui Black Cherry?

Best Music Videos Of The Decade (2000-2009)

So. The best videos (care-mi vin in cap la momentul asta, obviously) din 2000-2009.

A se face click pe fiecare pt videoclip :)

Sunt sigur ca am uitat foarte multe dar...asta e.

Here we go:

30. Chromeo - Fancy Footwork

29. M.I.A. - Jimmy

28. Mylene Farmer - Degeneration

27. Mylene Farmer - Si j'avais au moins

26. Hot Chip - One Pure Thought

25. These New Puritans - Elvis

24. The Tough Alliance - Neo Violence

23. She Wants Revenge - Written In Blood

22. Bat For Lashes - Daniel

21. La Roux - I'm Not Your Toy

20. Fever Ray - When I Grow Up

19. Hercules And Love Affair - Blind

18. Arcade Fire - Black Mirror

17. Pet Shop Boys - I'm with stupid

16. Of Montreal - Wraith Pinned to the Mist and Other Things

15. Bright Eyes - At The Bottom Of Everything

14. Devendra Banhart - Carmensita

13. Ladytron - Destroy Everything You Touch

12. Daft Punk - Technologic

11. Bat For Lashes - What's A Girl To Do

10. Kate Bush - King Of The Mountain

9. Simian Mobile Disco - I Believe

8. Air - How does it make you feel

7. Cansei De Ser Sexy - Alala

6. Royksopp - What Else Is There

5. Einsturzende Neubauten - Sabrina

4. Vitalic - Poney Part 1

3. Sonny J - Handsfree (If You Hold My Hand)

2. The Knife - Pass This On

1. Pulp - Bad Cover Version

Les 09 Movies de 09

Oui! Top 09 of 09!

Without further crap, here they are:

1. Where The Wild Things Are
2. Avatar
3. Drag Me To Hell
4. The Hurt Locker
5. Inglorious Basterds
6. Thirst
7. Dristict 9
8. Bruno
9. Moon

Si...cam atat? Star Trek nu merita desi mi-a placut, Transformers 2 e brainless (dar cat de fucking fun), The Boat That Rocked nu am servit, Ponyo e facut in 2008 (si lansat in 2008 in Japonia), Chaser nu intra ca si ala e din 2008, The Good The Bad The Weird iarasi nu intra ca-i facut in 2008...

Altele care mi-au mai placut prin 2009 da' nu este de top: My Bloody Valentine 3D, Star Trek, Transformers 2, Feast 3, 2012, Grace, Big Man Japan si am mai uitat.

Of!

Top filme de rahat pe 2009:

1. Giallo (Argento ne-a tras la muie!)
2. Jennifer's Body (adolescentii NU vorbesc asa, multumesc pentru Megan Fox dar as fi preferat sa vad un film numit Megan's Pizda)
3. Paranormal Activity (tre sa fii completamente cretin, cu acte in regule, apostila, stampila, parafa si semnatura de la Dumnezeu ca sa te sperii la rahatul asta. Pentru cei care se sperie de usi.)
4. Antichrist (bre domnu LVT, esti de foarte cacat de la Manderlay incoa. A se vedea acest film doar in conditiile in care va tresare vagina sau penisul la penis fals de Willem Defoe)
5. Street Fighter: Legend Of Chun Li (habar nu am ce dracu i-a apucat...e o foarte mare problema cand Bison e blond cu ochi albastri si poarta costum de corporatizd)

Si sunt sigur ca mai sunt o groaza.

Ce as vrea sa vad din 2009: The Boat That Rocked, In The Loop, Up, White Ribbon, Nine...

Go Basexu!

De obicei mi se flutură banana atunci când vine vorba de politică.

Dar iete ca Băsexu a reuşit să-mi câştige votul.

Why?

Pentru că a pocnit un copil in campania din 2004.

Apăi preşedinte de-ăsta ne trebuie: să bată scârnele infecte de copii, să împingă babele pe scări, să urle la ţigani că-s ţigani şi să fure scaunele cu rotile ale handicapaţilor. 

Gata, în turul doi mă duc la vot. Băsescu preşedinte!

Cine nu votează cu Băsescu e un fraier şi iubeşte cocpchilandrii şi ţiganii.

Go Băsescu!