FFS!

[00:00:00] Hi, my name is Catalin. How may I help you?
[00:01:03] Nick: hi, yes i want to import HDV1080i recorded via firewire and save it as an avi file at its full size of 1440x1080.. is that pssible with studio 11?
[00:01:56] Catalin: Yes, Studio is capable of HD output.
[00:02:09] Nick: in avi format at full 1440x1080 ?
[00:05:35] Catalin: Yes, Studio supports 1080i.
[00:05:51] Nick: when saving as avi file format though?
[00:06:38] Catalin: No, as a Windows Media File.
[00:07:08] Nick: so theres no way to do it as avi? no patch or download or anything?
[00:07:34] Catalin: No, only as a Windows Media File.
[00:07:50] Nick: why not? :'(
[00:08:17] Catalin: Because this is how it was designed.
[00:08:34] Nick: but why? pinnacle doesnt like avi files?
[00:09:20] Catalin: No, that's just the way the software was designed.
[00:09:42] Nick: could you ask them to program a patch for it so it can?
[00:10:02] Catalin: No.
[00:10:13] Nick: please? for me?
[00:10:48] Catalin: Excuse me?
[00:11:07] Nick: could you ask the designers to do it, as a favor for me?
[00:11:48] Catalin: I'm afraid not.
[00:12:18] Nick: oh... did i do something wrong? i thought we had a connection catalin
[00:12:31] Catalin: Excuse me???
[00:12:39] Nick: do ya love me?
[00:13:18] Catalin: I am a man.
[00:13:30] Nick: do you think you could learn to love me?
[00:13:49] Catalin: I think not.
[00:13:59] Catalin: Please disconnect as i cannot love you.
[00:14:18] Nick: but you saw my downstairs mix up... and we had the AVI file talk times
[00:14:29] Nick: its how love begins, dont you think?
[00:15:27] Catalin: NO. Please disconnect. I am married and i have 5 children.
[00:16:18] Catalin: I f you have no further questions, please disconnect.
[00:16:53] Nick: would you love me if I wore my robe and wizard hat?
[00:17:15] Catalin: I f you have no further questions, please disconnect.
[00:17:43] Nick: sorry... i guess you couldnt learn to love me after all
[00:17:58] Catalin: I f you have no further questions, please disconnect.
[00:18:01] Nick: so what do you think of that whole chris crocker / leave brittney alone thing? crazy eh?
[00:19:23] Catalin: Please disconnect or i will disconnect you.
[00:19:33] Nick: whatcha' wearin' ?
[00:20:01] Catalin: Please disconnect or i will disconnect you.
[00:20:39] Catalin: If you have no more problems, i'm going to be forced to disconnect you.
[00:20:51] Nick: im wearing ladies panties... hehehe and im a man... how naughty dont you think?
[00:20:55] Nick: im also wearing my robe and wizard hat
[00:21:42] Catalin: I will disconnect you now.
[00:21:45] Catalin: disconnected

Dicks Tricks!

astea-s doar două din ele. cele mai cool. click to enlarge'em.

pe restul le găsiţi pe http://www.dick-tricks.com/

Destroy hip-hop

Destroy hip-hop, ce pula mea! Ce mi-e maneaua, ce mi-e hip-hopu'.

Oribilele Ştiri 2

Alter ego-ul câmpenesc al lui Ştim noi cine a murit. Trăiască Ştim noi cine.

Exact cu o săptămână în urmă, ne-a părăsit, la numai 39 de ani, Cristi Mărculescu din Petrila, care urma să prezinte la simpozion "Importanţa majora a radiocomunicaţiilor la situaţii de urgenţă" şi că, în memoria lui, colegii din Petrila au hotărât să prezinte în locul lui această comunicare

Să constatăm cu stil

De acum în colo, ultimul cuvânt din orice constatare trebuie înlocuit cu "sugi pula". Să luăm câteva exemple:


1. Doamna X a murit într-un accident de sugi pula. în loc de Doamna X a murit într-un accident de maşină.

2. Minimal-ul este o muzică de sugi pula. în loc de Minimal-ul este o muzică de căcat.

3. Afară este sugi pula. în loc de Afară este noapte.


OK!

Muzici de ascultat

1. VNV Nation



Foarte, foarte frumos. Futurepop genial şi epic. Nu ştiu de ce dar mi-a adus aminte la un moment dat de Susumu Hirasawa. Sunt sigur că peste 30 de ani, vocea lui Brian Molko va fi identică cu cea a vocalistului de la VNV Nation.


2. Colony 5



Tot futurepop. Tot foarte mişto. Mai ales melodia Big Brothel care vorbeşte de lucrurile bune din lumea asta (gen foamete, etc).


3. Riton



Foarte mişto albumul Homies and Homos (nu ştiu dacă mai are altul). Oricum, cam are dreptate, homies are homos şi toţi cei care ascultă hip hop ar trebui schingiuiţi. De urmat sfatul din titlul melodiei Killing an Arab. Dar nu la modul un singur arab ci la modul toţi arabii.